Well, it could be worse.

I am underqualified to be an adult. help me.
/Art Student 18/
Ask me anything

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theglowbun:
candyredterezii:
got a vibe check at claires
how was it
I have 3 weeks to live

generalgrievousdatingsim:
generalgrievousdatingsim:
all sparring scenes are inherently homoerotic but some are more homoerotic than others
swords: +10 points
witty competitive banter: +20
moment where the characters gaze intensely into each others’ eyes while at a stalemate and marvel internally at the other person’s strength: +100
blade under the chin: critical hit

mittenfoot:

eliteknightcats:

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula
normal-guy-posts:
I’m sorry we couldn’t spare any pillows or blankets for you. You’re fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

zodiac-rave:

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

glixbitch:

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!
Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

doodled93:

thisdiscontentedwinter:
Some amazing book dedications:
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED

trashytoclassy:

bunnywith:
uleanblue:
hermionxjean:
maddeningmagic106:
doctorsiggy:
jitterbugjive:
whoweargoldintheirhair:
mememiya-anthy:
#freshly peeled sheeps
reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption
@theosartisticthematics
FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS
Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af
Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.
Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well.
Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared.
Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing.
in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps
Please peel your sheeps

ladyofrosefire:

#i feel like most show and movie-makers who bring in a combative dynamic in their romantic leads miss the fundamental point: #there are couples who argue because they don’t like each other (bad to watch/bad take/go back to film school) #and couples who argue precisely because they DO like each other (narrative gold) #they’re not arguing because their personalities are fundamentally in conflict #like their baseline of reality is valuing different things which leads to friction #it has to feel more like they’re arguing because with anyone else? they’d be gone before they even got to this level of disagreement #they’re only arguing BECAUSE what the other person thinks and does and says is important #‘this person is IMPORTANT to me and they’re WRONG and it’s UPSETTING that those two things co-exist!’ #like beatrice and benedick aren’t arguing with random inhabitants of messina #they’re arguing with the other specifically because they’re the only one who matters #the mummy #(also the fact that these two arguing with anyone else? competent verbose and focussed) #(arguing with each other? resort to saying the word ‘fine’ five in increasing tones of urgency and desperation: POETIC CINEMA) (Harrietvane)

mjalti:

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building